Are you an Obama or Clinton bed bugger?
Clinton bed buggers are aggressive, anal, and contentious about everything from cleaning their apartment to negotiating with their landlord to cover their extermination costs. They are especially annoying towards their neighbors, all of whom are on their blacklist for being at fault or potentially in the future being at fault for their bed bug problem.
Obama bed buggers welcome the change and catharsis that ridding parasitic pests from their apartment brings. They do their laundry and get rid of their beds happily and believe that, yes, they can! get rid of bed bugs. They leave notes for their neighbors encouraging them gently to get inspected.
I think I started off the week as a Clinton and morphed into an Obama.
And, of course Bush McCain bed buggers are the ones who refuse to get rid of their mattress even when the entire building is getting fumigated. They, of course, are the worst.
I’m done now. Back to bagging my living room!
